{"version":1,"source":"vtt","slug":"melonie-mac/4VknRZ87Cc4","id":"4VknRZ87Cc4","channelSlug":"melonie-mac","title":"i'm sorry you have to see this","uploadDate":"20260313","duration":117,"channel":"Melonie Mac","description":"","isLivestream":false,"ageRestricted":false,"platform":"youtube","webpageUrl":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VknRZ87Cc4","cues":[{"start":4.8,"end":10.31,"text":"That means you have to as well."},{"start":12.6,"end":15.55,"text":"of being polyamorous, my wife and their"},{"start":15.56,"end":20.87,"text":"partner are out at a vampire ball"},{"start":20.88,"end":23.55,"text":"as a little Valentine's Day."},{"start":23.56,"end":25.75,"text":"And so, that means I got to stay home by"},{"start":25.76,"end":29.99,"text":"myself and eat some"},{"start":32.04,"end":34.95,"text":"and watch some really depressing video"},{"start":34.96,"end":37.43,"text":"essays because everything's depressing"},{"start":37.44,"end":40.75,"text":"right now. And I painted my nails"},{"start":40.76,"end":43.47,"text":"and I'm getting to eat the chocolates"},{"start":43.48,"end":45.87,"text":"that my wife's partner got them for"},{"start":45.88,"end":48.55,"text":"Valentine's Day."},{"start":48.56,"end":51.07,"text":"But, now I get to eat them and enjoy the"},{"start":51.08,"end":52.71,"text":"pretty flowers."},{"start":52.72,"end":56.59,"text":"It's been like a win-win weekend. So,"},{"start":56.6,"end":60.15,"text":"whatever the heck that is,"},{"start":60.16,"end":63.67,"text":"I am totally fine being the opposite of"},{"start":63.68,"end":67.19,"text":"that, not being that. Um"},{"start":67.2,"end":70.87,"text":"Please, people, I am begging you"},{"start":70.88,"end":73.83,"text":"to eat more beef cuz this is some sort"},{"start":73.84,"end":76.91,"text":"of brain chemical nutrient imbalance. I"},{"start":76.92,"end":81.79,"text":"don't know how else to describe"},{"start":81.8,"end":84.91,"text":"that. These people and their"},{"start":86.56,"end":88.15,"text":"are the ones calling us bigots for"},{"start":88.16,"end":92.87,"text":"living in reality. Um"},{"start":96.24,"end":97.11,"text":"Yeah, if you want to keep the"},{"start":97.12,"end":98.99,"text":"conversation going, check out that link"},{"start":99,"end":101.23,"text":"I have in my shout-out bio. You can also"},{"start":101.24,"end":104.47,"text":"get a personal shout-out from me. If you"},{"start":104.48,"end":105.95,"text":"would like that, I'm happy to call you a"},{"start":105.96,"end":108.79,"text":"[ __ ] since I'm not I mean, I'm not"},{"start":108.8,"end":110.63,"text":"outright calling this guy a [ __ ] but"},{"start":110.64,"end":113.95,"text":"I I will call you one if you want me to."},{"start":113.96,"end":116.07,"text":"So, thank you all so much. Catch you"},{"start":116.08,"end":119.04,"text":"next time. Peace."}]}